Corny Lines: A Comedic Relief

I changed my password to “incorrect”

That way whenever I forget my password, the computer reminds me that it’s incorrect…

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean 1 person enjoys it?

Life is sexually transmitted

Hay dos peces. Un pez pregunta a la otro pez “que hace tu padre”? El otro dice “nada”

Un niño está en medio de la calle hablando con un zapato. Su madre le pregunta “Qué estás haciendo, hijo”. ¡Mira mamá!, le responde, el zapato dice “converse”…



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